Saturday, February 21, 2009

The Mom Test

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something

off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away

from her and I asked her not to do that. 'Why?' my daughter asked.



'Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's

dirty, and probably has germs,' I replied.



At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked,

'Momma, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.'



I was thinking quickly. 'All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test.

You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mom.'



We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently

pondering this new information. 'Oh...I get it!' she beamed.



'So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad!'



''Exactly', I replied with a big smile on my face.

5 comments:

corner point said...

LOL!

But I doubt that would happen. Which four-year-old knows so much about failing tests? ;-)

Scraps said...

Oysh. :P

Something Different said...

Hahaha why do I have a feeling that was made up by a mom? ;)

Jewish Side of Babysitter said...

lol, I truly Love this one!

Gonna e-mail it out.

chanie said...

I like! Thanks!

 

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