Little Abe goes into Church, takes out the Tallis, takes out the
yarmulke and dresses himself, and proceeds to pray. The Priest comes
in and wants to start the Services. He stands up and says," Will all
non Catholics please leave." Little Abe goes right on davening. Next
request, again "Will all non Catholics please leave." Nothing.
Finally, the Priest gets up and says," Will ALL JEWS please leave."
At this Abe gets up folds his Tallis and packs it away, takes off
the yarmulke and puts it away. Then Abe goes to the altar and picks
up a statue of baby J. and says the immortal words "Come
bubbela they don't want us here anymore."
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- Welcome to this blog. Being that there is so much pain out there at the moment and so many people are going through difficult times I thought that I would start a blog collating those funny emails most of us get. The only aim of this blog is to bring a smile to your face at the end of a long day or in the middle of a tough time. A smile does wonders for your mental health and this blog is here to help that along. This is a free-for-all blog and you are welcome to help me distribute funny stuff. I just ask that we try to keep away from stuff that may be offensive to others. In addition if you are offended by any of the material on this site please tell me and I will remove the content. Sit back, smile and enjoy!
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3 comments:
hehehe, thats a good one!
Haha. That caught me by surprize..
Glad you enjoyed it - guess that is a reminder that I should put up the ones I have saved....when I get a 'round tuit' :)
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